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SCP-049XSCP!Reader

I stared at the barren walls of my cell, my clawed hands scratching at the orange jumpsuit I had been forced into, the one THEY had forced me into. Bile rises in my throat as I flex my stained claws; I can hear a clicking noise followed by a few beeps before a man’s voice comes over the intercom. “SCP-2185, it is time for your weekly health evaluation and cell cleaning. Please get up and step forward with your hands up where we can see them.” The voice says plainly, I can still hear a slight hint of fear in it though, no matter how hard he tries to hide it. I get up from my bed and walk over to the door of my cell, rolling m

All

5402 deviations
Literature

SCP-049XSCP!Reader

I stared at the barren walls of my cell, my clawed hands scratching at the orange jumpsuit I had been forced into, the one THEY had forced me into. Bile rises in my throat as I flex my stained claws; I can hear a clicking noise followed by a few beeps before a man’s voice comes over the intercom. “SCP-2185, it is time for your weekly health evaluation and cell cleaning. Please get up and step forward with your hands up where we can see them.” The voice says plainly, I can still hear a slight hint of fear in it though, no matter how hard he tries to hide it. I get up from my bed and walk over to the door of my cell, rolling m

Featured

3721 deviations
Literature

Jasper x Reader Late Night Condolences

Jasper could feel nothing but icy water surrounding her. It was a sensation she was unpleasantly familiar with. The strength of the waves, still managing to overpower her will dragging her down. The salty ocean water stung her eyes, but she couldn't close them, not even for a second. She pushed herself back up, just high enough to breath. Despite the loud crash of the sea, she could still hear someone calling her name. Over, and over, and over again. It hit her whose voice it was, and she tried, desperately to find a way out of the blue abyss she was trapped in. The voice, screaming for her became feverishly loud and shrill. "Jasper

i ain't gay. U gay

19 deviations
Literature

Sadstuck- Dying!Reader x Karkat

As you laid in your bed, with the respirator beside you, saying the annoying and unsettling sound of beep's. You think of all the times you had been having fun with your friends. Karkat Vantas, Gamzee Makara, Nepeta Leijon, Sollux Captor, Feferi peixe, yes even Vriska Serket and Kanaya Maryam. Terezi Pyrope too. Along with Tavros Nitram, Equius Zahhak, Araida Megido and Eridan Ampora. Even though all twelve were all kind of different trolls, you got along with them well. You even convinced Karkat, that just because he's the lowest blood colour of the rate, didn't mean he wasn't special. Shortly after... He became your matesprite. You chuck

WELP

36 deviations

Smosh

2 deviations

?

10 deviations
Literature

Karkat x reader (x Andrew Hussie?)

                                                        Your name is (first name) (last name) and you are (age) years old. You had a buch of interests....but do we care? HAHA! NO! Joking! You like to SING and DANCE. You also liked to DRAW and WATCH ANIME. You were not a girly girl it got so bad some people believed you were part guy! You have a roomate by the name of KARKAT VANTAS and his he a PAIN in your head. He dosent SHUT UP and always watches ROMCOMS with you. SICK! You liked him though anyway.                                                      Its currently 8:30 in the morning and you are sound asleep.....wait nevermind. You heard

homestuck

151 deviations
Literature

Akatsuki x Child!Reader! Chapter 2 Where am I....?

??? POV )        When Kakuzu finished treating her wounds, I immediately went to check on her. As I walked in, I noticed Pein there, looking at her, with a small smile. My eyes widened seeing the emotionless man known as our leader smile. When Pein left the room, I walked over to the bed the girl was on and smiled gently seeing her in her peaceful sleep. Her (h/c) Spread around her face, now smooth and looking soft like silk. And her clothes changed to an old Akatsuki cloak. I looked at her, wondering where she came from and why she was running..... (ME: O_O He smiled.... *Nosebleeds everywhere* Pein: What? Me: Nothing. *Still nosebleedi

Naruto

22 deviations
Literature

Your soul, no matter what -Chapter 1-

Another day in your boring life. You didn't complain about it, though. In fact, you were quite happy with this life. Other people wouldn't understand but for you; sleeping, waking up, eating, going at work, returning home to only sleep again was a good life for you. Your name was (Y/N) (L/N) and you were working as a waitress in London. You wanted to be a doctor, but you lived in a poor family, so it was impossible for you to go to school. When you started to work, you were only 10 years old, and since that day, you worked hard to earn money to help your family. Now, you were 20 years old, not married and with no family. Your last brother j

Black Butler

34 deviations

Pewdiepie

10 deviations
Literature

Kitty x Creepypasta..Prologue: Escaped Experiment

I sat obediently on my stool in my room. My tail swished as I stared through the glass window. There were a few of my scientists taking notes. They had just done a test on my and given my two more powers. Telepathy and the ability to create creatures. I didn't hate this place but I wanted to get out into the real world. To use my powers at my own risk. They watched me intently. I didn't speak and they motioned for me to go. I sighed softly, taking the flower and placing it the in the palm of my hand. My cat ears twitched in conversation. I forced the plant to grow, the stalk curling around into the creatures body. It formed the arms and legs

Creepy Pasta

144 deviations
Literature

Enderlox X Reader Part 1

Y/n = your name h/c = hair color s/c = skin color c/c = certain color that you wanna choose _______________________________________________ Your pov    Today I went out to Willow lake. The walk there was long, and i remember how i stopped and saw Jason and Brotato playing tag. "Your it!" Brotato screamed. "No. Your still it." Said Jason. I giggled, and i guess that caught their attention 'cause they both grinned and decided to chase me. I, of course, was faster than them. Soon they had me cornered at a cliff above Willow lake, but i tricked them and did a backflip off and landed perfectly in the water. I heard the tiny splash as my body eme

Minecraft

41 deviations
Literature

[REQUEST] Falling for You- Karkat x Trans!Reader

A/N: The reader is FTM trans, SOO...heads up! Hope you enjoy! The only person who you ever could confide in was a total stranger. Your entire life you've had a problem with yourself. You just didn't...feel RIGHT. In the summer before your senior year, you moved. It was an incredibly long and tortuous road trip with the rest of your family. On the road, you'd use your phone to go online and research, reading and hoping there were others like you. Others who felt completely off. Others who felt, KNOW they're in the wrong, well, body. You never liked the fact you had breasts, you never liked how mother loved to style your hair, and you certainl

Dawwwww

31 deviations
Literature

Truth Or Dare (Various X Reader)

"Come on, come on, come on!" Hanji called excitedly, ushering everyone inside the mess hall. It was empty. The tables weren't there, so it was just a large room. Although, there were a few pillows and chairs scattered around. So you decided to sit on one that looked the plumpest. Eren sat down beside you with a grin, and Armin to your other side with a small smile. "So what're we doing, Hanji?" You asked as the brunette closed the door and sat down on a chair that was in the room. Everyone was in a circle. You scanned around to see who else was called there. Erwin, Hanji, Levi, Eren, You, Armin, Mikasa, Jean, Bertholdt, Reiner, Christa, Ymir

LOL

13 deviations
Literature

That Awkward Moment When....

That awkward moment when the cleaning lady is here and your all like: o - o Me : *Here's cleaning lady entering the house* Me : *thinks she heard the cleaning lady say shit but she's not sure because the cleaning lady also speaks another language* Ms. Allah (Cleaning Lady) : I'm here to do da cleaning! Me : *realizes I'm wearing not pants exept for underwear* Me : Otaii, I'll just go to another rooooomm Ms. Allah : Okayyy C: *leaves to get something* Me : *quickly puts on random pants* Me : *goes to living room and sits on random couch* *Cat decides to have a talk with me so I quietly mew back at her* Ms. Allah : *cleans my room* M

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2 deviations
Literature

Jeff The Killer x Reader 3

You woke up to the sound of your phone ringing. You grabbed it and looked at the phone. "Vicky..." You growled, Vicky likes you. You hate Vicky. To DEATH. All she cares about was : "I'm going to find that girl who always accompany Slenderman and Jeff the Killer in their murders and capture her, then take her to the POLICE!"...You. You were the girl that she wants to y'know, 'capture'. You sighed and placed the phone near your ear. "Hello, Vicky?" You said with venom in your voice. "HEY (NAME)!! GUESS WHAT???" You gave another sigh and coughed, "You found another fucking fact about the girl who accompanies Jeff the Killer and Slenderman in

AishaxNekox

3 deviations
Literature

OHSHC: Mori X Reader: To Be Free Ch.3

OHSHC: Mori X Reader: To Be Free Ch.3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Swearing, violence, fluff. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                It had been a couple of months since the accident on the beach. And I had a horrible cold. How I got it? I haven’t the slightest clue. I do know however, I couldn’t miss school because of a measly cold. I could suck on cough drops to sooth my throat, and carry around tissues, and blame it all on allergies. The perfect plan. Except for one de

ouran high school host club

5 deviations
Literature

Slender Man X Reader- Brontophobia (Oneshot!)

    A storm raged on outside of your home, the Creepypasta Manor. It was huge, being as so many Creepypastas lived in there, you included. Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Sally, Slender Man, and Splendor Man were most likely found in their rooms, doing whatever they do; Trender Man was ironing clothes near the couch, humming a song; Jeff The Killer sat, staring off into space, in a leather chair by the couch; Smile Dog was curled up by his feet sleeping; you were squeaking occasionally when the lightning and thunder struck, receiving bored glances from Jeff, and sitting on the edge of the couch, ready to run; BEN Drowned was curled up, only taki

My Little Pony

3 deviations
Literature

2P!Canada x Child!Reader x 2P!America - Slap Cam

This happens alot of times. You were always been involved in your brothers' pranks. From Matthieu wreaking Allen's new motorcycle to Allen blackmailing Matthieu. You always wonder why they would get an innocent 5 year old girl to be involved in such situations... Like that last time where you and Matthieu nearly went to jail because of Allen. You didn't do anything yet you you nearly went to jail because you were involved. After being released, Matthieu asked you for assistance to get the payback that you two wanted. So Matthieu came up with a brilliant idea. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

2p x reader

14 deviations
Literature

I Will Protect You (Skylox)

      The cave was dark. The night outside was cold. The thunder outside echoed deafeningly against the cave walls even though there was no end to the labyrinth of a cave system in sight.     As I walked through the cave, I couldn't help but wish that Dan could have joined me on my expedition for some gold - butter - ore. Cave knew the caves better than anyone. His name had a meaning, after all.     I was almost certain I was close to the surface as I heard raindrops pounding above me. I couldn't help but smile as I quickened my pace, holding my torch up high.     Then a terrifyingly familiar scream split the air and I stopped dead in my t

youtubers

6 deviations

Reader X Slenderman Fanfiction ~Lemon~

~ Your POV ~ "Ugh...!! Im bored!" You complained as you walked with Jeff the Killer.. you've been walking for hours due to that you was kidnapped by him.. He growled ignoring you and continued walking.. you was beginning to walk a bit slower than him.. you stopped to look at something.. "Hey Jeff..?" you glanced back to see that he wasnt around.. "Jeff???" you called out and tried to follow the way he went.. with every step fear was on your mind.. the woods seemed like it was getting darker.. "J-Jeff.." you stopped walking then noticed a page on a tree.. you grabbed it and pulled it off the nail that had it pinned.. Dont look or it takes you

DUN JUDGE ME

5 deviations
Literature

Germany X Dragonborn!Reader ~Fighting a dragon

You had been adventuring the land of Skyrim and more for awhile now, seeing how you have known that you’re a dragonborn. You know many of the “dragon shouts” but your favorite was “Fus Ro Dah”. You knew you were special because of them, but you never told people, it would start a big thing, you’d be famous, and you’d have everything you’d want. But, you didn’t want that, you just wanted a simple lifestyle. But, your father insisted on training you to become a great warrior. So, naturally, you were a very good fighter, you had fought dragons time and time again, and it seemed like an easy t

Hetalia

51 deviations
Literature

Lollipop Switch

You hummed, sucking on your lollipop, swinging your shopping bag. You bought a lot of lollipops. Dum-Dums, to be exact. They tasted good and they were really cheap. They were cheap. On sale. And you had coupons. You were such a smart shopper. You were currently walking home on the route you took every day. You went to the cram school and you were pretty good friends with Shiemi-chan. You didn't really talk to anyone else except she or her friends, the Okumura twins. You continued to hum and pulled out another loli. It was your favorite flavor. You unwrapped it and placed it on your tongue and pocketed the wrapper. You continued to walk

Blue Exorcist

4 deviations
Left 4 Dead Meme

Left 4 dead

1 deviation
Literature

Death The Kid X Reader: To hear your voice, Part 6

    A five year old you carries a five year old Gemma in weapon form in her hands through a thick forest. A monster comes out for an attack. You jump forward. "Wrong!"  yells out your mother. The forest disappears to show a concrete room. Gemma transforms back to a human. "No food for you tonight, _____. Gemma gets to eat though." she looks down at Gemma "It was your meisters fault wasn't is sweetie?... WASN'T IT?" Gemma nods quickly. "Either way you both get locked up, since your a team. Hahaha!" The door shuts with a slam. You look down at yourself. You see the outline of your ribs, pelvis, and even shoulder blades. "You need to eat. I will

Thehazelkitten

1 deviation

Minecraft 2

4 deviations
Literature

Bandit Chief!Denmark X Dovahkiin!Reader

The vast landscape of Skyrim was lain out in front of you, rain falling gently from the clouds above as you made your way towards a Bandit camp. You looked down at the paper you were given from the Jarl of Falkreath, giving it another read. Adventurer, There is a bandit camp to the north west of my city named "Knifepoint Ridge". Its inhabitants have been harassing my people for far too long, and I would like you to put a stop to it. Kill the leader of this camp for me, bringing me his axe as proof, and I may have a spot for you as my hold's new thane. I'm counting on you, The Jarl of Falkreath You checked the compass you had in your s

Ouran Host Club

3 deviations
Literature

A Sudden Rift (Elsa x Reader)

“Oh, Anna! Slow down!” It would seem the youngest princess is quite the professional when it comes to sliding across the hardwood floors. She laughs giddily as she throws her arms up to prevent a painful crash when she slides into the wall. Kristoff, on the other hand, is far less resourceful and painfully topples both to his knees and into the wall beside Anna. Your heart shudders at the sight, but not in regards to Kristoff’s wellbeing. The blond has, most unfortunately, fallen into you path and you’ve no means to cease your sliding. Shaky you manage to hop over his sprawled legs and consequently into Anna’s s

Frozen

1 deviation
Literature

Can You Fix It?

Michael: *fiddling with computer, getting frustrated* Why won't this damn thing work...??? Jason: *walks by, silently whistling to self* Michael: Jason, why isn't this turning on?!? Jason: :shrug: ............? Michael: Maybe.... AMANDA??! Amanda: *drops through ceiling and lands flat on tile* Yyyeeeeeeeeesss~? Michael: Oo....uhhm...are...you okay? Amy: *peeking over hole in ceiling* DID SHE GO KERSPLAT?!? Amanda: NOPE! Amy: T-T Awww.... Amanda: BUT I HEARD MY PLATYPUS SNAP!! Amy: YAY! :dummy: Michael: Oo..........I don't even.... Amanda: *stands up* Did you need something Kiiiiiiiitttttty?? Michael: Oh, yeah, the computer won't

WTF

1 deviation
Literature

Bullies!Hetalia x Loser!Singer!Reader x Pentatonix

Whisper of a Dreamer -insert awesome line break here- \ (Name and last name) was a dreamer. That, she was sure of. (Name and last name) was also a victim. How? Well, in this time, singing and dancing is a major point in high school. Well, more of singing. If you don't sing, you're not in the popular crowd. She was one of the few people (more like the only person) who don’t sing. Thus resulting to endless amounts of bullying. What they didn't know is the true story behind her strange ways. (Name) was a strange yet musical girl back at her childhood. She would sing from the moment she woke and to the moment she would fall asleep. Music

HOLY SHIT THESE ARE LONG

3 deviations
Literature

A Promise - Death the Kid x Reader

“Alright class, for today, we will be dissecting the rare Northern Bald Ibis.” Dr. Stein announced. You sighed in slight annoyance, watching the scene unfold from the shadows. You weren’t really social, and preferred to sit alone in the seat of the dark corner. Most people didn’t even know you were in the class, as you always arrived early, and left late to avoid interaction. It’s not that you hated people, it’s just that you were sort of shy and had no idea how to talk with others. However, you did have the female twins, Hikari and Hikaru, your two weapons who could turn into two katanas, as your close fr

Soul Eater

13 deviations
Literature

[Modern!AU] Kissing Booths [Hanji x Reader]

It was the usual sights that could be associated with this holiday. The sights of people whispering sweet nothings to their loved ones, some receiving love in return and others lost on an island of rejection and surrounded by a sea of their own self-pity. The colors of pink, red, and white clashed together to form some type of love-sick stew of colors. Along with the physical aspects, there was the sweet smell of fresh scratch made chocolate boiling not far off from where you were stationed. The sugary, drool inducing smell in the air was enough to make your stomach grumble. You had been standing here for hours, without any sign of someone

Skyrim

5 deviations
Literature

Fangirl Armin x Reader 9: Hide and Seek (FINAL)

 “So what exactly are we looking for?” Armin asked, glancing through the racks of clearance items. “You boys will need button ups, khakis, belts, dress shoes, and a solid or striped tie,” you sighed, looking over the list of men’s attire, “Levi, you should get some too, and maybe a jacket. I’m not sure what your dress code is as a teacher, but you should probably look somewhat professional.” You already had some things for school, but you were looking for a new skirt to replace the ripped one from last year. You had bought the majority of your clothes last year, since you were a freshman, and

Attack on Titan

22 deviations
Literature

Foxy x reader

You're friends dared you to go into Freddy Fazbear's pizza at night. They dared you to go in after they heard rumors of the animatronics moving on their own at night. The plan was to wait until the security guard arrived and sneak in with them. Your dare was to stay in the building until 6 am. Currently it was exactly 11:50. You stood leaned against the building as you saw a car park in the parking lot. You watched intently as he walked to the building. You moved swiftly behind as he unlocked the door and let it carelessly close on it's own without turning back. After the security guard walked out of sight you looked around for one of your fa

Five Nights At Freddy's

2 deviations
Literature

Russian Saints Boss!Reader x Pierce

The world had ended, only a few stragglers of humanity remained. Unfortunately for the aliens, it was the baddest people in the universe that survived. They were armed and dangerous, but even the most violent and unpredictable of them all has to enjoy themselves. The leader of the 3rd Street Saints, (Name), sat in the plush, purple chair in the dining area of the ship. The Russian woman was enjoying many bottles of vodka and taking some well earned relaxation time. After going in and out of the simulation her mind was tired, so what better way to rest it than to drink herself stupid? Though a drunk boss is even more unpredictable boss, which

Saints Row

4 deviations
Literature

Warrior Cats Reader Insert- Loner!Reader x Firepaw

It was sun-high when you went out looking for food, though you had gone looking around clan territory. You've been told not to get around the Clans by your mother when you where still a kit, but with Leaf-Bare not to close, but you had to do what ever you could to find food. You did your best to go unnoticed though the undergrowth as you hunted a mouse. You moved closer and closer towards the small pray, and as soon as you where close enough to pounce you felt something run into you. Letting out a startled screeched you rolled around and swiped a fore-paw at your attacker. The two of you fought, you new you couldn't win. After all this cat mu

Warriors

1 deviation

Salad Fingers

2 deviations
Literature

SCP-049XSCP!Reader

I stared at the barren walls of my cell, my clawed hands scratching at the orange jumpsuit I had been forced into, the one THEY had forced me into. Bile rises in my throat as I flex my stained claws; I can hear a clicking noise followed by a few beeps before a man’s voice comes over the intercom. “SCP-2185, it is time for your weekly health evaluation and cell cleaning. Please get up and step forward with your hands up where we can see them.” The voice says plainly, I can still hear a slight hint of fear in it though, no matter how hard he tries to hide it. I get up from my bed and walk over to the door of my cell, rolling m

YAS

4 deviations
Literature

Jasper x Reader Late Night Condolences

Jasper could feel nothing but icy water surrounding her. It was a sensation she was unpleasantly familiar with. The strength of the waves, still managing to overpower her will dragging her down. The salty ocean water stung her eyes, but she couldn't close them, not even for a second. She pushed herself back up, just high enough to breath. Despite the loud crash of the sea, she could still hear someone calling her name. Over, and over, and over again. It hit her whose voice it was, and she tried, desperately to find a way out of the blue abyss she was trapped in. The voice, screaming for her became feverishly loud and shrill. "Jasper

just cute in general

3 deviations

Undertale

11 deviations